Valentine’s Day playlists for four kinds of fucks

Let’s get real: music is the best thing to cover up the not-so-sexy sounds of sex. And, according to the Associated Press music makes the brain release a chemical that gives pleasure. Oh hey, double the great sex. Here are the songs for the top four kinds of fucks you might have:

Dirty Sex

  1. Headband – B.o.B
  2. Wait (the whisper song) – Ying Yang Twins
  3. My Neck, My Back (Lick It) – Khia
  4. Pretty Pussy – Plies
  5. Lick the Pussy – The Beatnuts

Sexy Sex

  1. Ride – Somo
  2. Drunk In Love – Beyonce
  3. Touchin, Lovin – Trey Songs feat. Nicki Minaj
  4. Wild Horses – Rolling Stone
  5. Body Party – Ciara

Romantic Sex

  1. Dance me to the end of love – Madeleine Peyroux
  2. At last – Etta James
  3. I only have eyes for you – The Flamingos
  4. What a Wonderful World – Sam Cooke
  5. Le Vie en Rose – Louis Armstrong

Funny Sex

  1. Boogie in your butt – Eddie Murphy
  2. Strokin – Clarence Carter
  3. I’m Too Sexy – Right Said Fred
  4. Let’s get it on – Marvin Gaye
  5. Mother Lover – Lonely Island
Correction: In the first version of this story, Le Vie en Rose was spelled incorrectly.
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